My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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