everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Holy shit dude........stairs
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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