If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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