The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
