: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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