he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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