so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
