Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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