I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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