Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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