i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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