You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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