He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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