trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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