theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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