The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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