Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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