I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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