Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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