My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
This baby is an asshole
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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