This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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