I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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