So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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