That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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