Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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