I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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