I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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