Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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