So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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