So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I would ride that face into the sunset
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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