He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I party with great urgency now.
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