Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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