shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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