i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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