we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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