I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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