Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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