check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
