but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
