I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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