sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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