Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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