Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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