We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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