Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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