Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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