At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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