i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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