Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The struggles of a small town man whore
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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