You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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