I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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